Merry

So, I have been thinking a lot about happiness and the holidays while driving home and listening to holiday music on the radio. So, I decided to add my own twist to a classic holiday song, "The twelve days of Christmas", hum along as you read:

12 buzzards flying
11 lights a flashing
10 speeding traps
9 deer laughing
8 taco stands a calling
7 texts from Sidro
6 gallons guzzling
5 shiny towns
4 tickets waiting (to be paid)
3 raccoons running
2 cows a cussing
1 Classroom waiting for me